First Bloke:"When I worked in the Path. Lab at St Chronic's Hospital, we once got sent a huge flap of skin with the word "TONY" tattooed on it. It was at least nine inches by six."
Second Bloke: "What did you do with it, then?"
First Bloke: "We put it in a specimen jar and laughed at it."
Yeugh! Makes me think of one of those Roald Dahl 'Tales Of The Unexpected', d'you know the one?
ReplyDeleteI do like the earwigs, though.
Yes! It was in my mind too!
ReplyDeleteGlad you like the earwigs. I was traumatised by one when I was three, so less keen...